And, first things first, in case anyone's
wandered in here by accident and is expecting
something that wouldn't disturb an elderly nun
- well, this would be your first clue...

This means that the stories you will encounter involve
relationships between people of the same sex, specifically

These stories are not suitable for you if

* you are under 18 years of age *
or
* you are of a sensitive disposition *

If this applies to you, please turn back NOW!

And if you suffer from rampant homophobia,
well, just bugger off, would you...

Passing beyond this point indicates that
you have read and understood the warning.

Read and enjoy!